Comical Gilani

The farce is with him

Yousuf Raza Gilani, who became Pakistan’s prime minister before he knew what was going on, and remains prime minister without knowing what is going on (and, is likely to still not know what is going down even after not remaining the prime minister) has upstaged the Pakistani foreign office spokesperson—historically, and arguably, ex officio the funniest man in Pakistan. Yes, yes, we know, this allegation too is baseless.

Mr Gilani, a decent person that he might be, still cannot triumph over human psychology. He’s got to prove—well, it’s not clear to exactly who—that he is, after all, constitutionally the chief executive. Never mind that between his civilian boss, his military ‘subordinate’ and his American ally there are few areas where there is room to prove anything. But he did sack his principal secretary, and then his national security advisor, who were both appointed by Mr Gilani’s civilian boss, Mr Zardari. For all we know, he might have even re-arranged the furniture in his office.

All these, of course, might gladden partisan hearts, who might rejoice in the arrival of another “Junejo”. But the neatest trick to spread the gladdening and rejoicing really wide is to blow hot on India and on Israel. Or, for the best effect, both. Mr Gilani did that yesterday, and how.

No, he didn’t compare India’s actions with Israel’s, an old, if evergreen analogy. Mr Gilani said something that should make you sit up and take notice (before falling off your chair). The world has double standards, caring more for the victims of the terrorist attacks on Mumbai, than for the Palestinian people of Gaza. (No, he didn’t mention Congo or Darfur at all; places that might be on a different, fictional planet as far as the anti-Israel protestors are concerned).

As international opinion turns against Pakistan’s brazen denial of facts concerning the Mumbai attacks, the military establishment is trying to distance itself from the civilians. General Durrani’s post-dismissal comments, and General Ahmed Shuja Pasha’s comments to Der Spiegel signal that it is the civilian leadership that is behaving unreasonably. With Mr Gilani as prime minister, the reasonable-sounding generals are almost believable.

On the topic of double standards though, the good Mr Gilani surely needs to contemplate why Pakistani people get out on the streets to protest against Israel, but express only silent sympathy, or just silence, for the victims of Mumbai?

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7 Responses to Comical Gilani

  1. Bhopale 11th January 2009 at 10:00 #

    Check this:

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  2. Shaan 11th January 2009 at 14:16 #

    The next few months would show whether Gilani is comical or our leaders are comical in expecting Pakistan to act.

  3. Sud 11th January 2009 at 16:27 #

    Clearly, Gilani has chosen to side with the Pak army/ISI combine. He knows on which side his bread is buttered. oor zardari is yet to get the hint. Zardari would do well to feather his retirement nest in the US/UK and scoot there before the next inevitable coup ‘Benazirs’ him as well….

  4. The Rational Fool 11th January 2009 at 23:38 #

    Gilani is merely echoing the exiled Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal:

    … in a statement broadcast Friday on Al Jazeera television network, [Meshaal] chided Obama for having a “double standard.”
    “You got involved, and you had a statement regarding the issue of Mumbai, but you did not get involved and say anything about the enemy’s crime against Gaza,” Meshaal said.

    The i>Umma doesn’t recognize national borders that are but human artifacts!

  5. Venkat 12th January 2009 at 14:17 #

    The Rational Fool >> The Umma doesn’t recognize national borders that are but human artifacts!

    But, it fights for creation of Islamic states with artificial borders [like Pak from India, Bangladesh from Pak etc]

    Both the statements are true, yet contradict each other! Can someone explain?

  6. Umrigar 12th January 2009 at 18:50 #

    if yo think that is funny…see this for Gilani’s true crendentials for staking the claim for PM.


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